Thursday, April 4, 2013

Out of the Mouths of Babes

Well, just one babe named Alice.

Licking/french kissing the wet staircase railing outside the hotel after a rain shower, while keeping one eye on me because, even though she's never specifically asked, she has a hunch that rail-licking is a no-no: "Mmmm! This water is so YUMMY!"

At the library: "I don't want to check out ANY books! I juss want to steal them. OKAAAAY?"

As the four of us are getting ready to leave the hotel: "Daddy! Mommy! Jojo! Awice! Togever we are... THE FAMIWY!"

At four in the morning, two hours into an awakeness bender, as I lie next to her in bed on the strict condition that she also lie down with her eyes closed. Eyes very energetically clamped shut and head aggressively pressed onto the pillow, she gropes around in the dark for my tangled, greasy ponytail. "I like your hairdo, Mommy. How did you do that?"

And, disgustingly:

Me: "Here's a tissue, sweetie. We don't play with our boogies."
Alice: "But I have to. It's my trick! I made a smile!"

Admiring her handiwork from a successful visit to the potty: "I made a nine!"

Uprooted


I'm posting this from my phone because our desktop is being held hostage by the bedbugs in our temporary apartment (which, for obvious reasons, turned out to be more temporary than we had planned). We move into our rental house tomorrow and we can't wait to have a bedroom door and more than two changes of clothes again. Don't feel too sorry for us though- we're being put up at a Residence Inn with free breakfast, housekeeping, and thrice weekly dinner. We're crying into our solo cups of free wine.

The girls and I have been exploring the area while Matt gets settled in at work. Alice was thrilled to learn that Matt now helps to create her beloved "Neckflicks." I have some real photos to share, but they're stuck on the camera until we get the computer set up in our new place.

Until then, below are some phone snapshots of our vagabond life of late.

Top grid, starting from the top left corner and moving clockwise: Alice feeling at home in the Neckflicks theater; princess shoes two sizes too large (only took about 30 minutes for her to trip down the steps in them); reading Berenstain Bears on Easter Sunday; pushing her bestie Dora on the swing; spa treatment; legwarmer baby - the eighties are back!

Bottom grid, going the same way: car nap, California style; pollen nose from sniffing every.single.flower in Mountain View; airport shenanigans en route to California; happy baby; sisters in sunlight; tallest gore in the wored.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

California Girls

I'm posting a few photos from around our temporary apartment while Joanna is in a milk coma and Alice is in a Dora coma.

Hand-holding n' such
 
Should I crop out the stunned looking infant next time?

"DON'T SLEEP, JOJO! OPEN YOUR EYES!"

Happy girl

              "Smithers, release the hounds."

Killer neck control. NBD.

Doesn't the TV cast the most beautiful glow on her face?

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Our Little Gores

Topping the list of things I let slide when we move across the country* are the following: 

1. blogging;

2. taking photos;

3. brushing Alice's hair;

4. refraining from drinking caffeine.

Baking things, making the bed, and returning phone calls are all closely tied for #5.  

I fired up the "machine" (as Mom would call it) this afternoon, and opened Blogger to find two sad, half-finished blog posts sneering at me. So, rather than make that three half-finished posts, I'm going to crank this out and do my best to hit "publish" before it's time to feed the baby. So get ready for some stream of consciousness writing, unedited photos, and questionable grammar.

Joanna is a dream baby! She's been eating every 3 hours or so during the day and has only been waking once per night between when we put her down at 9pm or so and when she wakes at around 6:30 or 7am. 

Have I just jinxed myself by writing that down? I'll let you know tomorrow. 

She is all smiles these days. Her face lights up at the sounds of that stereotypical high-pitched baby talk that I swore I would never use when I was pregnant with Alice. But, it's so effective! Babies eat it up! It's completely addictive. One afternoon, during a particularly productive baby talk session, Alice, thrilled with her sister's big grins, exclaimed, "And that's why we call you Smiley Jo!"

Needless to say, "Smiley Jo" is a nickname we're keeping, adding it to the regular rotation with Jojo, Joji, Jojarina, and Joey.

Big sis Alice has been alternating between heart-warmingly affectionate and frustratingly stubborn lately. 

Cranky in Colorado

As an example of the former, the other morning, as I was holding Joanna in our bed, Alice crawled up, gave her a big kiss and said "I love you, Joji. Will you be my best friend?"

I spilled some water the other day, and as I was muttering some un-child-friendly words under my breath, Alice scurried over and said, "That's okay, sweetie. You can just clean it up. Just try your best." I'm hoping that's what she hears from me when she spills something, and not the aforementioned muttered words.

She's become a lot more imaginative lately too. Yesterday, I walked over to her at the park to tell her it was time to leave and she reached down into the air next to her, and mimed as if she were grabbing something with each of her hands.  I asked her what she was doing and she responded, "Juss getting my princess stuff." Right.

She's adapted surprisingly well to the upheaval of the move, but some of the concepts are still a little fuzzy with her.  She has asked about (and confirmed) that California has both dessert and Santa Claus (she asked specifically about both), but we have had to explain at least ten times why some of our stuff is not with us (it's on a truck, coming from Colorado), whether everything we see out the car window is or isn't California (yes, it's all within the state of California), and why we were driving a minivan instead of our Forester (because now that we have two kids, we are legally obligated to show the world that we are no longer cool**).

I have a love/hate relationship with packing peanuts.

One more thing that I want to write down so I don't forget. Alice has trouble pronouncing the letter "l". Not that it has impeded her from talking (tawking) from sunup to sundown, but it's noticeable and adorable. Our favorite words that result from this difficulty are "girl" and "squirrel", which come out as "gore" and "sklir".  Sometimes I point to ladies on the street and ask Alice, "Is that a boy?" just to see her roll her eyes and sigh, "No mom, that's a gore." 

No room in the diaper bag for the DLSR, but there's always room for the phone.

Time's up! My darling little bomb, set to detonate every three hours during the day if she's not fed, is about to go off.  Hope to have more updates from sunny California soon.


* Is a Colorado to California move considered "across the country"? Geography is not my forte, but exaggerating is, so we're sticking with it. 

** We were never cool. Do cool people even say "cool" anymore?


Monday, February 4, 2013

Cousins!

Cousin Dylan came to play. 



He knows how to par-tay.


He brought his mom too. 


She brought cookies, made chili, and entertained the babes (and me).

 

One day, while Dylan was napping and Joanna was busy playing online poker, Alice and I played outside in the snow with a fun new toy: a snow marker given to her by Aunt Erin and (soon-to-be-officially-Uncle) J.P.


She got a real kick out of coloring the snow orange. 


Then we came inside and made snow pudding.


Snow pudding is a subtle, refreshing dessert of freshly fallen snow combined with confectioners sugar, a few drops of purple food coloring and year-old Valentines themed sprinkles. 


Vola and Dylan have left, meaning that we are now fully, officially on our own with these two sweet children. 


He-e-e-e-lp.

 

Thursday, January 31, 2013

The Grands Came to Town

They came to meet the new baby.


And to visit the big sister.

 

And to offer an extra set of helping hands.


And help they did.



They made breakfasts, lunches and dinners.


They soothed fussy babies.



They told me to go upstairs and take a nap.



They brought new gadgets to entertain.

And they kept me company.


How lucky we are to have such wonderful parents!






Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Baby in a Basket

I know I promised an update, but rather than wait until inspiration hits, i.e., once we're getting more sleep, I thought I'd at least post these photos.